Hello, I’m Cannibal! OH HAHAHA I MEAN HANNIBAL what a funny slice of the tongue. SLIP OF THE TONGUE WOW THERE I GO AGAIN. Anyway, what a pleasure to eat you. MEET YOU ha I did it again how odd. Can I take your liver HAHA I MEAN COAT HA HA HA
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![Young Adult Literature Meme: [1/9] Book(s)→ Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling](http://24.media.tumblr.com/71c3c136ce8ad0ceddcbe689955fc453/tumblr_mn0fv0p4DC1rtmlvfo1_500.png)
Young Adult Literature Meme: [1/9] Book(s)
→ Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling
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- Bowtie /baʊ-taɪ/ (plural bowties):
Piece of fashion that consists of a ribbon of fabric tied around the collar in a symmetrical manner such that the two opposite ends form loops. Bowties are cool.- Fez /fɛz/ (plural fezzes or fezes):
A felt cap, usually of a red color, having the shape of a truncated cone, and ornamented with a long black tassel, worn by men in Egypt, North Africa and by the Time Lords of Tardis: formerly the national headdress of the Turks. The fez is often considered as cool.- Sonic Screwdriver /ˈsɒnɪk-ˈskruˌdraɪvər/
(plural sonic screwdrivers):
Multifunctional tool. Its most common function is that of a lockpick, but can be used to perform other operations such as performing medical scans, remotely controlling other devices and tracking alien life. The light color can be blue, green, red or white depending on the model and the function being used. It doesn’t do wood. Sonic screwdrivers are, without hesitation, cool.
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hunted child, hush,
my darling young one,
clean still to the vagaries
& tempests of the world;
listen.
the poet drowns in the gutter.
the prophet begs from the street.
they sigh together in long sobs their warnings:
walk careful in the markets and roads of the cities,
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.
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can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history
Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.
you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face
Just one line and I lost my shit.
(Source: marauding-eponine, via thesuperwholockiandiaries)
I think a hannibal convention would be really stressful because the whole time i’d be waiting for someone to try to kill me and i would be afraid to eat any meat.
Guys, guys, I made a gif.
LOOK AT IT. IT GAVE ME HELL. PHOTOSHOP CRASHED 4 TIMES! 4. FREAKING. TIMES.
*rage quit*
Worth it.
my mum heard me and came to ask me what i was laughing at and i had to show hER THIS GIF IM DONE
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